Friday, 28 December 2012

Santa Banta Funny Jokes Day 1

Santa Banta Funny jokes

Santa Banta Funny joke 1

A rich woman: I have seen you some where………

Beggar: Madam, we are friends on Facebook.

Santa Banta Funny joke 2

Man: marry me?

Woman: Do you have a flat?

Man: No…

Woman: Do you have a Maruti car?

Man: No…

Woman: how much is your salary?

Man: No salary, but ….

Woman: No but, you have nothing…How can I marry you? Leave please

Man: (Talk to himself) I have one villa, three property lands, three Ferraris, Why do I still need to buy a Maruti? How can I get salary when actually I am the boss….

Moral

 Woman please be patience and listen to what guys have to say…

Santa Banta Joke 3

Santa Banta Funny jokes

 Boys require 100% talent to get a job…

But, girls require only 4%

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Moral

“Struggle bahut hai, padlo sallo…”


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